The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.