The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
3 guys break down in the middle of the desert The first one says he'll take the hood to use as shade.The second one says he'll take the radiator because he can drink the water left in it.The third guy says he'll take the door so if he gets hot he can roll the window down.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?' 'You follow the fresh prints.'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.