The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it. If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.