The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
Policeman: My dog tells me you're on drugs. Me: You're the one with the talking dog!
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
Son: Hey Dad, I was outstanding at school today. Dad: Good to hear that. What did you do?Son: Our teacher caught me cheating on the quiz. She sent me out and ordered me to stand at the hallway
What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings green....green.....green! So you pink it up and say yellow.
Two atoms are talking and one says "I think I lost an electron." The other atom says "Are you sure?" The first atom replys "Yes, I'm positive!"
What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.