The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
My dog Syndrome keeps jumping up on people. Down, Syndrome!(I blame [this joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/i6d96/my_dog_mitten_ate_two_shuttlecocks_this_morning/) for dredging this up from my memory)
The guy who invented Sudoku actually really hated numbers He just wanted to put them in their place.
I'm trying to get my aunt and uncle to buy a donkey... But I don't wanna be an ass