The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.