The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!

I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

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