The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I catered a movie night where they watched titanic. Safe to say the iceberg lettuce wraps didn’t go over well.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I don't like over confident people Edit: Thanks for the silver!Edit2: thanks for the gold!Edit3: thanks for the platinum!Edit4: thanks guys! I never expected this post to blow up like it did!!Edit5: thanks for the argentinium!Edit6: thanks for the ternium!
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.