The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
What are the two possible things that can happen when a ghost writer dies? He becomes a ghost-ghost writerOr...Drake's career ends either of the two.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon.That's the last time I pay for a special delivery.
I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat Just hit subscribe.
A drum set and a snake falls off a cliff. The drummer and pet shop owner are very sad now.
I realize the writer of the Iliad and the Odyssey was better than me every time I enter my house I am home, but he was Homer.
Today I found a Youtube channel about moss They told me to lichen subscribe
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.