The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
It's Important To Know When To Use A Period And When To Use A Question Mark Otherwise you might tell someone "your daughter is having their first question mark."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
LGBTQ+ lives are like objects that have mass and occupy space they matter
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What do houses wear? An address.
My favorite 4th of July joke: Do you know why Americans spell color, humor, and behavior that way they do? "Because fuck u that's why." -- George Washington, Revolutionary War
TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Can February march? I'm not sure, but April may.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.