The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana...
Why is a doctor always calm? Because they have a lot of patients.
The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.God to the guy : '' Who Are You....???? ''Guy : '' I am a Bus driver''God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.God ... read more
I was boiling a pot of water on max temperature It went from 0 to 100 real quickP.S sorry Americans
My wife always thinks really hard about ironing vs. putting her shirts in the dryer to get rid of wrinkles. I asked her to not be so clothes-minded.
What do Maple Leaf players have in common with Abe Lincoln? They can't finish a play.
Life is like a diploma My parents keep telling me to get one.
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."