The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Im worried for my calender. its days are numbered.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Mary had a little lamb. The event made medical history.
Which US state is the sneeziest? Mass-atchoo-setts
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!