The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
A cake joke for cake day: What did the cake say to the fork? Do you want a piece of me?!Happy cake day to me 🙂
Which month do wives complain the least? February because it has fewer days.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.