The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Anyone got a fork and a plate? Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it 🙁
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Why do lawsuits against sand and silt never make it to court? Sediment always settles
Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
Grant Imahara walks up to the pearly gates... As he looks around, confused, a booming voice speaks to him across the clouds...“...Myth confirmed.”
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.