The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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I'm going my laundry on Monday instead of Sunday. I have the day off that day because of Martin Luther King day. In the spirit of the holiday, I am not going to separate my colors from my whites.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Covid is canceling out all of these fun events like Circus’s, rodeos, and concerts. In about a month, it will really be no Fair.
Have you ever noticed the tags that you can use when posting on r/Jokes? For some reason, people can't use the OC tag in their posts.
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete? Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What is a calendar’s favorite food? Dates.