The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
not many people know the friends characters represent all seven deadly sins **Phoebe:****Joey:****Chandler:****Monica:****The monkey:****Rachel:****Ross:** pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
Dick Wolf, the creator of the Law & Order franchise ordered a T-bone steak for dinner last night. He prefers them well Done-Done.
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
A man is being asked customs questions at a Ukrainian airport “Nationality?”“Russian.”“Occupation?”“No, I’m just visiting”
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Why was the robot so tired after his road trip? He had a hard drive.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Where was the first pig discovered in? SINGAPORK!
I went to the club last night, chatted up this German chick and asked her for her number. and you’ll never believe it her number is 999-999-9999.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.