The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
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What do Kevin Spacey and a Tortoise have in common? They're both trying to get somewhere before the hare does
LMAO IM AT MY SCHOOL TALENT SHOW AND DUDE SAYS “Before I begin, I want to make sure this mic is working” “If your name is Michael, please stand up” Then a couple dudes stand up And he goes “That concludes the mike check” stolen from twitter @ cheyrubi
I went to a self defense course... I still don't know many techniques I kendo to defend myself.
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What are they going to call the baby boom 10-12 months after all these people lock themselves in to hide from Covid-19? I don't know, but in 2033, they'll be quaranteens.
Got my stimulus check on St. Patrick’s Day Call that luck of the IRS.
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
A man walks into a library... Man: Do you have any books on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat?Librarian: It rings a bell, but I'm not sure we have it or not.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.