The Best (and Worst) Daily Dad Joke of the Day 👋
Get your daily dose of laughter with our Daily Dad Joke of the Day! Each day, we bring you a fresh, funny dad joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile. From clever puns to classic one-liners, our Daily Dad Joke of the Day will brighten your morning and keep the groans coming all day long. Check back every day for a new joke that will keep you laughing!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
Who does Santa listen to when he's out riding in his sleigh? Elfis Presently
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Where do programmers like to hangout? The Foo Bar.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'