The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
I once met a girl who confused a tube of KY Jelly with super glue I asked her how it happened, but sadly her lips were sealed.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
After 6+ years of me and my wife being together, she still gets mad whenever i use her toothbrush So if anyone knows another way to remove dogshit from my sneakers id be happy to hear it
[NSFW] I had my first boxing match yesterday It reminded me of the time I lost my virginity, I was bloody and really sore, but at least my dad came
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Why did the man cover himself in fake shit? Because it was _sham poo_
Mary had a little lamb, It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse,And turned its wool to nylon.
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
Why did the circumcision doctor quit when he hadn’t gotten his paycheck yet? He already had all the tips he needed.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
What three words do people dread hearing the most during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
A man enters into his bedroom with a goat in his hands. His wife is reading a book when the man suddenly says: 'See, this is the cow I am having sex with when you have a headache.' Wife puts the book down and says:' Are you stupid? That is a goat, not a cow.''I've been talking to the goat'
Family had no money left, so the husband sent his wife to work the streets. She came home in the morning, and her husband asked:”How much did you make?”“$804” she said“Which idiot gave you $4 ???” he asked“Well... everyone...”
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..