The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call a big shark with a huge dick? Megalodong
What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others? Mussolini
Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor? He was constantly thinking about his next line
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
My father taught me to be reserved and respectful, he said “Son, no one likes a cocky asshole” “Well, except for uncle Brian and the guy from the hair salon”
Policeman: why do you keep beating your wife?? Me: I think it's the weight difference, the longer reach, and superior footwork
Trump's going to pardon Susan B. Anthony... He just learned the she too campaigned against mass voting by male.
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
I read a book about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother fucking gold.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I bought my nephew a pair of airpods for his birthday. The kid was so ungrateful, he didn't even say thank you. He just started throwing up gang signs at me.I think he's fallen into a bad crowd ever since he went deaf.
Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.
As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself "I really need to shave my ass"