The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
What resolution do white supremacists prefer? 3K.
Why did the circumcision doctor quit when he hadn’t gotten his paycheck yet? He already had all the tips he needed.
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony? The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.Who is the most popular woman?The one who can eat the last doughnut
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
Hey girl, are you a USB port? Because I might have to flip you over a few times before it fits.
Girl are you corona? Cuz you took my breath away Her: boy are you Corona? Cuz I want to stay the fuck away from you.
"Yeah. Those animals across our southern border have ruined their own country and our trying to invade and ruin ours. With their rampent guns and drugs... their government has become a shambles of nut job military and rich drug addicts who don't care about anyone! Eh?"
A bloke was sentenced to life imprisonment for murder and the judge also ordered him to have his hearing destroyed. I thought it was a bit harsh to be honest, life imprisonment and the deaf penalty
I just found out there is over 1 million battered women in the United States and I’ve been eating them plain the whole time.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
Had to call out of work because of pink eye This weed hit me like a brickwall
What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!