The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What do you call a frozen pair of panties, once it defrosts?! THAWNG.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. "Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."
Why on Earth can't you understand my reason for needing viagra? It's not hard.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
What did the deaf prostitute say to her customer? Cum again?
What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common? They're both filled with Plastic.
Taking the "hands on" approach to self isolation turned out to be globally recognized advice from Pornhub. [NSFW]
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.