The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
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If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office.
Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?
My mom pointed at a guy across from our house... ...and said, "Stay away from him, he takes drugs."That's sound advice, I thought to myself. I don't want him taking mine.
Food enters from a pair of cheeks Comes out from a pair of cheeks too!
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.
A few nights after his wives funeral, Edward woke up stiff as a rod. Mourning wood.Original
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night
3 hookers are chatting in a bar The first says "I've worked it so much I can fit a squash up there." The second says "that's nothing, I can stick a melon up mine." The third just smiles and slowly slides down the bar stool.
Dicks never leave a tip. It's the hands' job.
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt... Damn mosquito!!!
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.