The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
What does Edward Penis-hand fears the most? An itching butt.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber. (EDIT: my gf came back to me with "the type of meat you're putting in your mouth" which is way better.)
What's the difference between an oyster shucker with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhoea? One shucks between fits, the other fucks between shits.
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM You could say she is into strapping young lads.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow job would help. She asked me where I was going to find a cock to suck at this time of night.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, And name it ElonGates