The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
If you care so much about my mental health... ...then gimme some brain
If women are diesel engines Then men are starter motors. Good for about 30 seconds of action before they need a 15 minute break.
A drug dealer once dressed up as a mailman He got caught immediately because he rung the doorbell once.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
The young assistant got fired from the butchers shop, I asked why..... The butcher replied “I caught him with his dick in the bacon slicer!” “Oh!” I replied, “what did you do with the bacon slicer?” “I fired her as well!” said the Butcher.
Reddit please help me, I've got a major drug problem 🙁 I can't get any, anywhere!
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat Just hit subscribe.
My wife always cheats when we play board games Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner? The Harley holds the dirtbag on the outside.
How does the Autocorrect of an Alabama man word it when the man wants to demonstrate his happiness about something? Fucking Niece
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.