The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour... On my last two dates the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the fucking country
The people on early Mediterranean cities used to enjoy using olive oil as "personal lubricant." They really loved ancient grease.
Why is EU like a frying pan? Because Greece is stuck at the bottom
Failed my biology test today... They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
A guy without a condom is like a knight without a shield He's either really good with the sword, or he is really thirsty.
Bernie Sanders and Google Fiber walk into a bar. And all of Reddit gave it an upvote.
I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus
Parents always tell their kids to say 'no' to drugs. If you're talking to drugs already, I think it's too late.
A famous serial killer made a music video of all of his killings but the drum track was lost and unable to be duplicated. I can’t believe he killed all of those people without any re-percussion.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
The POTUS, Donald Trump is swept down a flooding river... You stand on the riverbank with a camera in one hand and a lifebuoy in the other. Now you have to make a choice.... Do you take a picture in colour or in black and white?
If you get caught stealing in most countries, the police take your fingerprints and release you... If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and you don't get them back.