The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
My friend Is a plastic surgeon He specializes In hand jobs
What is something you can get for free in New York? Matches and middle fingers
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
If the marijuana dispensary gets flooded... ...is that considered high water?
Apparently Stormy Daniels was misquoted, and what she actually said was that Trump's junk looked like A Little Potato. You know... A little *dick-tater*
Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant. After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".
What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Strokeitoff
I dumped my girlfriend last week because she had really bad breath. With hindsight though I'm really missing those 10 blowjobs a day.
What do you call a cougar that's hostile to you? An enemilf.
I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform. She said it's in case she has to draw blood.
Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.
I recently won the hand of the daughter of the local butcher. I stil can't believe some of these cannibal auctions on the Dark Web.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
I went to a self help group for people that suffer from Premature Ejaculation last night They said to get there at 7 but I came early.