The Best (and Worst) Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes 👋
Buckle up, buttercup! This ain’t your grandpa’s joke book. Enter at your own risk for dad jokes that have gone rogue. Prepare for puns that push the boundaries, one-liners with a wink, and humor that’s definitely not safe for the dinner table. In Dirty & Inappropriate Dad Jokes, you’ll find a collection of puns and one-liners that have taken a mischievous turn. Consider yourself warned – these jokes are definitely not for the faint of heart or polite company.
CORONA ADVISORY The Symptoms of the Corona Virus are: 1. Sweating 2. Weakness 3. Diarrhoea 4. Stomach Pain Basically the same kind of feeling you get when you see your other half checking your phone.
Taxi A drunk guy stops a taxi and opens the door,"You have space for 10 beer and a whole chicken" he asks the driver"Sure" the driver replies"Ok" answers the drunk guy and pukes in the car.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
I walked in on my grandmother masturbating with a cucumber the other day And I was like "Damn, i was going to eat that but now it's going to taste like cucumber."
Given the terms “crab”, “tuna”, “lobster”, and “Chinese guy caught in an avalanche of boulders”, which does not fit? Ans: “tuna”. The other 3 are crushed asians.
The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign But he got off with a warning
Hey girl, are you Afghanistan? Because it would take me 20 years to pull out.
Why is prostitution illegal? Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them
Just had donkey soup Taste like ass
How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.
What do a Hurricane and a wife have in common? One day it is wet and exciting and the next day your house is gone.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”