The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on a beach. Because even when I'm dead, I still want to get into lady's pants.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Husband: How do you turn Alexa off? Wife: Walk around naked.
My wife told me you've aged like a fine wine. More complex, more flavoursome, increased sweetness. Overall tastier But with more body
What did Barack Obama write inside his Valentines card? "I'm glad I've got you Michelle; I didn't want to be Obamaself"
What’s the best pickup line for a girl in a wheelchair “What’s up Hot Wheels”
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...Will be lotion.
How can you tell a girl ghost from a boy ghost? Boooooooobs!You’re welcome. Happy Halloween everybody!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.