The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What do you call a horny square? Erectangle
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM You could say she is into strapping young lads.
How do you compliment a Venezuelan girl? Tell her she looks like a trillion bucks.
I’ve been trying to convince my wife to get a tattoo of a kitten on her breast. Just so she could have a “titty tat.”
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food... ...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
I'm not into temperature play- I just think it can be hot sometimes
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
My friend was upset that he was passed over for promotion at work by an attractive older colleague. I said, “Don’t cry over skilled milf.”
"Call me Delta Airlines cause I can't handle your extra baggage!"
My wife is a pain in the arse, but I'll always buy her flowers. Fucks with her hay-fever.