The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

My spirit animal is a bull Because, I too, charge head first into red flags

What disease are anti-vax kids immune to? Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

How to drive your wife wild in the bedroom. Leave all of the dresser drawers slightly ajar with a little piece of clothing sticking out.

Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans

Guy who hasn't seen his Girlfriend since lock-down, phoned her. Guy: Hi babe hows the diet going.?Her: Not good, I had eggs for breakfast.Guy: Scrambled.?Her: No, Cadbury's.

It's really nice to see Churches embrace internet technology during this pandemic. Our priest even bought my son his own Webcam.

Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.

An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.

Why does Santa have prostate cancer? Because he only cums once a year.

My girlfriend left me because I’m a big Star Wars fan Looks like tonight I’ll be Han Solo.

A team of thugs broke in to the Pfizer plant and stole all the viagra Police say to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

There's a new men's birth control pill that's about the size of a marble. Don't get discouraged though, you don't have to swallow it or anything, you just put it into your shoe… And it makes you limp…

So I read my mom's ID card today She's so bad at sex, that she got an F in it

Why is that when other people don't take no for an answer, they are hailed as being persevering, showcasing the beauty of human spirit etc, but when I don't take no for an answer I get reported for sexual harassment

My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik