The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank...... Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.
The key to paradise Son: dad, what does mum have between her legs.Dad: paradiseSon: what do you have between your legs.Dad: the key to paradiseSon: maybe you should change the locks.Dad: what? Why do you say that?Son: because the neighbour has a 2nd key to it.
I don't mean to brag.... but cashiers are always checking me out.
To silence her critics who hail her as Satan, Hillary is set to launch a new post-apocalyptical video game after winning the election! It's called President Evil.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
What's the definition of "relative humidity"? That's when the sweat off your balls runs down the crack of your sister-in-law's ass.(Too rude?)
My young daughter is afraid of “the monsters” in her bedroom. So I switched them out for red bull.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What do call a Cougar that has lost her hearing? A Def Leppard
I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them
Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do. I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
Hey girl, are you a gorilla pit? Cause I'd love to drop a kid in you
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.