The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
How many animals can fit in one pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, two calves, one ass, one beaver, a few thousand hares, a camel's toes and the scent of a dead fish
Research shows that facial tattoos completely eliminate certain forms of anxiety For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job
Today I saw a car parked with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New york" So I smashed his window in and stole his radio.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies." I said, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids”
A man walks in to a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says "Fuck off you won't bring it back"
There was a huge uproar when the official theme song of the National Leukemia Foundation was announced What's wrong with "Bad to the Bone"?
Why can't Peter Pan be grounded? You: Because he Neverlands.Me: No. It's because he's a fucking orphan.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised, she almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
Haunted House Idea: A room full of women saying "I'm fine."
Why did the Mexican man tie his wife to the train tracks? Because he wanted tequila!
My uncle stopped smoking because of coronavirus RIP uncle Jim.
Two black guys are peeing off a bridge The first one looks at the other and says, “man it’s cold”.The second one replies, “yeah, and it’s deep too.”
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!