The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
You want to know the worst thing about owls? It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
What is ISIS's favorite dinosaur? A terror-dactyl.
Yo mumma’s so fat The ocean beaches on her.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."
(NSFW) How is Santa Claus similar to Bill Cosby? They won't come unless you're asleep.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
Don’t urinate on people in self defense You’re just going to make them more pissed
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.