The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I helped my uncle jack off a horse My uncle jack is really heavy, so it was hard to get him off of the horse
My girlfriend said she want's to try some condom's with something inside to increase her pleasure. I said "what is that" she said "other men's dick's"
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? >!Gum!<
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
The COVID-19 event has made me significantly more likely to get laid Off
Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.