The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋

Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..

I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell off the Guard Tower

I made a terrible mistake this morning. I got out of bed.

I was bitten by a Great White while vacationing in Florida. I think he used the term "Superior Aryan," but either way, that was one coked-out skinhead.

I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?"-so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.

How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)

My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I really hate my past self, rumor has it he used to fuck my wife.

I called a suicide hotline in Afghanistan They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

TIL That the Japanese Actually Have a Word for Cartoon Chicken Sex... It's called Hen-tai.

What do you call a girl who never masturbates? You call her a liar

How did the paramedics know Paul Walker had clean hair? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box

A Grandpa and his Grandson go for ice cream. The grandpa takes him to a special ice cream store and says:"Here, this is a pussy flavored ice cream cone."The grandson takes a couple licks."Grandpa, this tastes like shit.""Son, you're taking too big a licks."

How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction? No whey, Hose A.