The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist
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My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family.
I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
Vladimir Putin goes to the Ukraine And the customs officer in the entry interview, asks him "occupation?""Vell, only if you insist " he replied.
Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments Coming soon, the Saxofender.
A Catholic, a woman of color, a doctor, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House... This is where the joke already left.
I got my paycheck with a lemon slice on it today... turned out my ex-wife was garnishing my wages.
China Online What do you call a Chinese man with a slow internet connection?Lo Ding
My doctor recommended exposure therapy to get over my fear of being insulted, so she set me up with a specialist. It turned out to be a great diss appointment.
I like jokes, I like air conditioners, but jokes about air conditioners? Not a fan.
The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident. The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."