The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
I once complimented a curvy woman who doesn't believe Earth is round. She replied that it was very flattering.
Strippers don't use air conditioners... Only fans
What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber? A flash bang
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
I spent some quality time with my 5-year old grandson today watching a movie.... Halfway through he asked, "Is that lady going to die?" "Probably," I replied, "judging by the size of that horse's cock."
A man walks into a bar That was in 2006, detectives are still unable to find Brian Shaffer and his disappearance is still a mystery.
Bill Cosby and a surgeon have a lot in common For example, they both want the person that they are inside to be unconscious
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods? Tigers got a much better driver
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.