The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess
Why did the Helium atom feel lonely? No one wanted to bond with it would be a logical answer. The truth is, it is just an asshole!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I really dislike the constant advertisement from the municipality that always sticks under my screen wiper.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings? Because it’s always too soon.^(i feel bad)
Why are women so bad at parking? Because they are constantly told nonsense about what 20 cm\* is like.\* about 8 inch.
Three "facts" school taught me that turned out to be false 1. Pluto is a planet2. You won't always have a calculator in your pocket3. Girls don't like having their hair pulled