The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I have a super-power... I can stop a bullet! ... once...
As I sat there scratching my ass, and spying on my neighbor washing her beaver, one thing crossed my mind. We have really weird pets in my neighborhood.
Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of men if this was a sign of growing equality."No" the man replied. "Landmines."
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you pleade?" Robot, the defendant: "Guilty as charged"
Did you know facists love 25 of the 26 letters? Not "z".
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During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
A guy orders 12 straight vodkas from the barman... "What's goin on?" asks the barman. The guy replies, "Just had my first blow-job today""Well done" says the barman, "Celebrating?""Nah, just trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
You wanna know what’s not illegal in California? Wildfires.
My Uncle just said to me, “All these mass shooting are happening because kids these days are so self entitled.” I said, “Why? Because they want to keep all the bullets?”Seriously, Fuck Him.