The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. "Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."
What's the similarity between Santa's presents and a horny virgin? They both come in socks.
Today I found out that it takes a school of piranha 1 minute to devour a child. However, I have now lost my job in the aquarium.
I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
(NSFW) Did you hear about the baby in Iraq who was born with 3 penises? I bet his pants fit like a glove..-Credit to u/no_hidden_talent who made the joke in the comment section of a news article.
What are epileptic ghosts made of? Ectospasm
What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? "Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
What do u get when u cross a human and crocodile ? **A bloody mess.**
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'