The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blow job would help. She asked me where I was going to find a cock to suck at this time of night.
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives
What’s the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-qaeda outpost? I dunno man I just fly the drone.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Donald Trump? Bill fucked fewer people in the Oval Office.
I judge people by how fast they run. Does that make me a racist?
Guess how i escaped Iraq.. IranSYRIASLY