The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."
On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?
Do you know why the earth sucks? Gravity
What happens when you get mixed up in an undersea gang war? You get a crab wound.So you go the police but they clam't help you.Eventually you end up at the hospital and they tell you you'll need a sturgeon.Then you murder everyone because you are so god damn tired of their undersea puns.
I am proud to announce that I have developed a foundation to aid abused women It's real thick to hide the bruises
What disease do all comedians have? Sillyacts
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
Do you know why jehovas witnesses buildings don't have windows? Its so God can't see what they're doing in there.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.