The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
i was just reading the obituary of a carmelite nun who turned away from a life of prostitution after seeing a vision of the virgin mary. she went out with a wimple and not a bang.
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
In light of the recent video surfacing, Drake has set the cutoff age for his concerts at 16. Anyone over that is just too old.
Broke my spine in an accident last year. Had a life saving operation to fix my neck which permanently locked my head in place. Since then I've never looked back.
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like... trying to organize the pissing section in a swimming pool.
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder... ... so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.
My friend fell off his motorcycle He has brain damage and two broken arms. Why the fuck would anyone let him try to ride in that condition is beyond me...
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps" Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower""Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps""Oh I'm sorry""Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"