The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋

The other day I walked in on my grandmother sucking my grandfather's d*ck. I just find it weird that they didn't cremate it with the rest of him.

As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.

I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist

What do you have to do to get Germans to join a war? You don't have to do anything, they're already at the front.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.

One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.

Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.

I really wish people would stop talking about my problematic past. It’s time to talk about my problematic future.

I read an article on internet.... and it said that 3 of the most common hereditary diseases in the world are- diabetes, hemophilia and infertility.

"What do you think lies there, on the other side?", I asked my father as he took his last breathes... He replied, "I don't know son, but I'm dying to find out."

Don't think that colour doesn't matter. Brown, yellow and black must be eliminated so that only white remains. It's the only way to reach victory. Said the snooker teacher.

My uncle died in a flood of kittens last week but I'm not sad. It's how he said he always wanted to go. Drowning in pussy