The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm
I've been sucking up to my boss at work to get a raise, so I told her she looked nice and I liked her perfume. She just started screaming and yelling "how'd you get in my house!?!". Now I'm in a cop car. Think I'll still get it?
Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members? They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.They're called ABBA Trois
We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop. But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.