The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
A man walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep. His wife looks horrified... "See? See what I have to bang when you're not in the mood?" The sheep says "Myyyyyyyy god. You weren't lying..."
If your election lasts more than 48 hours, consult a physician.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff? Because she was wearing her mittens.
A guy walks into the doctor's office... He's got a strawberry shoved up each nostril, carrots sticking out of his ears, and a hotdog shoved halfway up his ass. Hey says, "Doctor, I don't know what it is, but I feel terrible!""For starters, you're not eating right."
There was a guy who was in a motorcycle accident and lost the whole left side of his body He’s alright now
Five boys lined up for a race The starter said “1,2,3 GO!!”Three of the boys raced away but two boys stayed putThe starter asked “Why didn’t you guys run?”One of the boys replied “You said 1,2,3 go, didn’t say nothing about me and number 5”
RIP to my good friend Brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies 🙁
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
You want to know the worst thing about owls? It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
Due to a huge increase in deliveries, FedEx and UPS have joined forces And are now fed-up
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”