The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
What did I do when a terrorist attacked? Iran
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.
What color was the wet fart? Shart-treuse
Roses are red, violets are red, grass is red OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE
I have a compulsion to hurt myself with lumpy potatoes. I think I'm a mashochist.
An American comedian and a Chinese comedian are having a conversation American: "I've been writing some new jokes lately, they're really funny."Chinese: "Me too."American: "The amount I've written is worth around 2 hours of stage time."Chinese: "The amount I've written is worth around 30 years of labor camp time."
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
English Professor: "While two negatives can mean a positive, in the English language there are no two positives that connote a negative." From back of class: "Yea. Right!"
Billie Eilish just turned 18... ...now she’s too old for Drake.
What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get? Nom flashbacks.I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve? There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
Time is like a mountain It is very difficult to budget