The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber "What are you doing?" he shouts, "I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"
A girl asked me if I knew how to tie a noose. I told her that if she came over I could show her the ropes and then we could hang
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..
A farmer had a prized bull. Bred 300 times a year. The farmer's wife said "300 times, isn't that wonderful dear? Maybe you should watch him. Maybe he'll show you how." Farmer said "Yeah... he's a hell of a bull, but it wasn't all with the same cow."
A mother is helping her son study for a geography test. She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?""Berlin," says the boy."What is the capital of France?""Berlin," says the boy."What is the capital of Russia?""Berlin," says the boy."Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
It’s because they can’t see sh!t at night.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
(NSFW) A worm crawls out of a plate of spaghetti and says “Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!”
I forgot why I decided to jerk off into the fan... But it's all cumming back to me.
Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.
A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook!She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their wayCredit to /u/MolecularAnthony