The Best (and Worst) Horrible & Terrible Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for the most horrible & terrible dad jokes that are so bad, they’re hilarious! These jokes are filled with cheesy punchlines and puns that will make you laugh, groan, and possibly question your life choices. Perfect for anyone who loves the charm of truly awful humor, our horrible & terrible dad jokes are guaranteed to deliver a fun (if not slightly cringeworthy) experience. Explore the worst of dad jokes and enjoy the groans they bring!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
I hope someone comes across this distress signal Damn it, I used the wrong flare
What's the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth's atmosphere from space? One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Breaking: Stormi Daniels reaction to president Trumps Syria decision. Shocked Trump pulls out when he said he would
The man who invented the television remote control passed away today They found him at home between the couch cushions.
TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours. Guess women are the ones full of shit.
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How do you express your opinion in China? \[redacted\]
50 Shades of Little Johnny Johnny's Mum was cleaning under his bed when she found a stash of BDSM magazines.A bit concerned she asks Johnny's Dad what he thinks she should do.Johnny's Dad responds "whatever else you do, don't spank him"
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
A policeman is speaking in court... Lawyer: “So the defendant shot and killed her husband for stepping on the freshly mopped floor?” Officer: “Yes, that is correct.” Lawyer: “And it took you an hour to arrest her in the home? Why?” Officer: “The floor was still wet.”